WANTED: Man About 90 Years Old, Half Blind, With One Bad Leg, Good With A Gun… Humorous, Rustic, Wooden, Antiqued Sign

$45.99

Shipping to United States: Free

Wanted: Man About 90 Years Old, Half Blind, With One Bad Leg, Good With A Gun, To Watch My Wife, While I Go HUNTING! Do you need someone to watch your lovely wife while you go hunting? This humorous sign has a light yellow background and measures 11x18. It comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!

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